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by Ian Fenn

The trouble with time really starts when you are crossing off each million years as they pass, as I am  doing right now. It really can be like watching paint dry or, in my case, waiting for the first sign of intelligent life to appear in this Milky Way galaxy.

I have been here from the very start of this galaxy and all the others. I was here before the first stars had yet to form, which I know to you might seem to be a very long time. It has, by comparison, been a mere blink of an eye since the first human appeared on the Earth. This appearance was one event for which I had been waiting patiently, and when it finally did happen, I could at last begin work on the planet Earth, part of my quest. Not that the appearance of humans hailed the arrival of anything approaching true intelligence, but to be fair to you all, that is not really possible given the rules of the game. When you understand what a human being really is (which this book will explain) then you will understand that nothing you believe in is what it seems, and I don’t mean in some mystic way; I mean it really is not at all what it seems.

If you are thinking I am being rather unfair or even arrogant saying that there have been no intelligent humans then perhaps I should clarify what I mean by intelligence. The intelligence I speak of is that of an immortal being who knows exactly who and what they are, a being operating in total consciousness. This type of consciousness is only possible outside of this universe and is far beyond what is commonly known here on Earth as enlightenment.

If you have spent your life striving for enlightenment, that idea may not be easy to accept but, nonetheless, it is truth.

This will all make perfect sense to you if you continue to read; trust me: after you finish this book, you will be clearer on who you are and why you are here, and you will see why absolutely nothing made any real sense without the information you are about to discover, and that includes enlightenment.

I have, over the last thousands of years, spoken to many humans about immortality and how tough and, at times, boring it can be. You can imagine that they often think I am ungrateful and that the gift is wasted on me. They then become certain that I must be some kind of fool when I tell them that the reason I came to this universe was to spend a few billion years simply for my own amusement and that it really does not have some special meaning or reason for existing at all. I understand this reaction, as it seems rather irreverent and dismissive of the miracle of creation or somehow devaluing their life’s purpose.

When you have so little time as you humans do then you cannot be blamed for overvaluing its place in the grand scheme of things. However, it is my hope that, after reading this book, you will understand more about what it means to be immortal and you will also see why the Game Maker is one of the most popular  immortal beings ever to create himself. You will also see why a visit to sample his skills is an inevitable event at some point in eternity.

You have, as a human, only about seventy to eighty years of life to endure, and yet I often hear thoughts about how bored you can get; well, my friends, try living for a billion-trillion years, just for starters, and then talk to me about boredom. Seriously, have you got even the slightest idea how long forever is? Have you ever sat for just a few hours and boggled your mind with what it means? Have you spent any time at all pondering what eternity feels like?

Okay, it is probably a daft question to ask a being who is stuck in a body with a tiny lifespan; maybe I can help with some clarifying imagery. Imagine, if you will, a very hard piece of granite rock, just like the sort you make your kitchen countertops from, and now imagine one of these the size of a galaxy. Then imagine the length of time that the water from one dripping faucet would take to wear this galactic rock down to nothing. This universe will almost certainly be over before that could occur. Got that length of time fixed in your head? I’m guessing you will be struggling to get your mind around it, as it is more than most can comprehend, but please keep going. Now, let us multiply that mindboggling time by a billion or so and you are not even slightly close to what eternity feels like.

The alternative to being aware of these massive lengths of time is the sleeping state of oneness that some earthly philosophers and mystics have imagined

or glimpsed briefly and then attempted to explain as a place where there is no time, or that perhaps all of time exists in a single moment of now. This is not entirely true; it is more of a place where there is nothing at all, no story to follow, and no consequences (consecutive sequences), but it is nevertheless a handy place to go for a break from the constant movement of a universe of time. It can be relaxing for a while but the lack of stable, solid creations to play and interact with is only appealing for a while. Like I said, it’s nice for a break. Thinking of this makes me want to take a relaxing, long snooze. Would you excuse me for a moment?

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